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Sunday, April 03, 2005

Ding dong! The Pope is dead!

After years of teasing the world with promises of his eminent death, the misogynistic leader of a guilt-stricken cult of sadists called "Catholics" finally died yesterday. Millions of devotees worldwide mourned the pope's death, wondering who would lead them in the next three decades of denying women ownership of their own bodies, glorifying masochism, demonizing sex, and worshiping an imaginary tyrant.

Newspapers reported that the pope's dying word was, "amen." Ditto that.

Unfortunately, according to Catholic tradition the "infallible" pope will simply be replaced with some other old fool in a robe.

Slug posted by Carter Laren @ 21:21